There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Is that strawberry winking at me??
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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