There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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