Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
love makes seman taste better
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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