Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize
