if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Randomize