this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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