is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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