I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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