I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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