I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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