Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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