...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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