"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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