Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Are my feet made of real feet?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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