Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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