For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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