Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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