Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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