id be glad to
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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