Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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