I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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