thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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