Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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