All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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