I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
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