at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
He told me they were just razor bumps!
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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