I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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