I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I'm both gender and math confused
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