Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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