I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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