i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
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