haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
