He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Too much gin, very little bucket
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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