I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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