craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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