Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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