Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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