my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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