If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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