Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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