i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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