how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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