Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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