I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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