I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
