I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
