hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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