her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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