She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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