we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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