Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
She tied me up with her honor cords...
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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