Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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