well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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