Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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