I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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