I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
