you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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